the baddest bitch in the mitten holla @ me. if you need anything tagged just ask \m/ please be my friend i want a lot of those

  • People who don't wear glasses: I wish I wore glasses.
  • People who wear glasses: No.

erernjaeger:

when u watch ur favorite character getting heartbroken and u can feel ur own heart part like moses parted the sea

(via baraskunkhair)

postllimit:

when u use ur boobs to get someone to notice u

image

(via yourenotaheroyourealiar)

amazign:

new plan to end sexism in advertising: use dogs as models

(via yourenotaheroyourealiar)

weedjoke420:

can’t wait till all my friends get married and have nice weddings with open bars

(via yourenotaheroyourealiar)

"i am taught to scream “fire” when
a man grabs my wrists because i
have a bigger chance of getting
help than if i were to yell “rape”,
i am taught to keep my mouth shut
when a boy with bruised knuckles
whistles at me, i am taught long
sleeves in school, to hide my knee’s:
the threshold of my thighs, i am taught
short skirts and to wear cigarette burns
as punishments, i am taught to hold my
tongue in the palms of my brain, i am
taught to shut up, swallow my words,
chew my lipstick, speak when i am told,
i am taught to scream “fire” when a man
grabs my wrists, but he is never taught
“no”"
- my sister eats acid  (via silentious)

(Source: irynka, via ofconvoluteddisillusion)

boo-tyluvr:

If a guy calls you princess in a condescending manner assert your newly appointed royal status and have him beheaded.

(via pizzaswag)